This is where I stand with the possibility of a relationship right now:

Reasons to NOT get a boyfriend-

Chances aren’t high that he can talk about reality TV for more than ten minutes.

I’ll have someone constantly judging what time I wake up.

I don’t want to see Source Code.

I don’t want to waste time trying to find the HD channel for everything.

He’ll change the radio every time a song I like comes on.

Their handwriting is unbearable to look at.

He’ll get weird about me sleeping with other people.

Reasons to get a boyfriend-

I can interrupt him in the middle of his meeting to tell him I’m bored.

Don’t have to pay for dinner.

Don’t have to pay for lunch.

Don’t have to pay for Breakfast.

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