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- I accidentally called my own house from my cell phone, and then got excited when i heard it ring. And then picked it up and it was.. well, me.
- A floral delivery arrived for my two year old niece. (Who isn’t even capable of knowing she got them)
- I called my little sister to chat and she told me I was interrupting a romantic candle lit dinner between her and her fiancé.
- My older sister asked me to drive her to the airport so she and her daughter could surprise her husband.
- I got the flu AND strep throat.
- The combination of the two antibiotics made me throw up.
- I called my mom to see if she wanted to come over and drink hot totties and watch a bad romantic movie together, and she said she had had an emotional therapy session and needed some time alone.
- I called my step brother to see if he wanted to come over and drink hot totties and watch a bad romantic movie together, and he said that was creepy.
- My best friend who I had a girls night plan with, got a better offer and because I’m sick and can’t join, just took it without me.
- My dad sent me a text message that said, “R U Okay?”
- HAPPY VALENTINES DAY GUYS!!!!
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Shame! Hope the rest of the year brings you better days :)
Sounds comparable to mine..
-I made my 4 year old niece sleepover last night so she could be my valentine, I woke up to her asking me who my valentine was cause hers was her dad and saying why don’t you have a husband like mama.
-took her on a boat to swim with sea turtles, she decided she had to poop ten minutes into it so I spent most of the time with a buck naked 4 yr old talking her thru how to poop out in the middle of the ocean while she screams this is grosse and everyone snorkeling is wondering if I’m molesting her
-got a text message calling me into work tonight cause ‘she knows I’m single and not doing anything’
-found two VERY visible grey hairs
-got 2 “I’m engaged” annoying text messages (be more creative and don’t propose on valentines day loser)
-I accidently walked in on a woman wiping in the bathroom
-got home from work (after being called in) and can now hear my friend having sex with her boyfriend in the other room while i lay in bed feeling extremely chubby
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
i was mad at my “crush” for several reasons and i had an invitation to go to a farewell party so hearts and candles where very annoying to see around yesterday… omgooey! but somehow (universal greatness) i got home after work ready to get out for the party and convince this will be another “valentines fail” and receive a text from my “crush” inviting me for dinner… so it happen that she try to get more ppl to come with but everybody had a plan except us… next thing you know out of nowhere i am having dinner with my “crush” on valentines day hahaaa! “turning tables much….” Chin up beautiful girl when is bound to happen it will effortless.